And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with truth stranger than fiction, and revisiting with 'The X Files,' the best way out there show from the now age old nineties, Scully skeptical and Mulder certain that 'The truth is out there,' and the X Files could easily be the FBI code name for Hunter's hard drive, we all know the truth is in there, which has driven the Joe Biden campaign back to the basement for a four day hiatus only two weeks from the election, and if the truth is out there, it is not in Joe Biden's basement."
(Please continue to tune it, every night at 11:30... ish).