And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight welcoming all to 'The Final Fifty Days (of President Trump's First Term),' the culmination of a daily iPhone chronicle of an insane 2020, begun way back in January and rolling right through Our Shutdown Spring and The Long Hot Summer (of love) and now, Election Armageddon, and moving it back online in celebration, because the more is always the merrier, so share the word of this unique commentary and perspective, and to all who may be new, a thankful welcome, as we get up to speed with what was posted last evening, and may it quickly win you over, and may you all enjoy it: 'Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight on the cusp of the final fifty days of President Trump's first term, his fifty day dash to day one of term two, because if things go otherwise, it'll be day zero, even if that's about where the Dems' chances hover, at zero, making the odds certain it'll be a helluva ride, and certain that we'll all have to pitch in to keep that a metaphor."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).