And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Saturday night countdown night on Halloween night, and this election Halloween in anticipation of Election Armageddon, which if it were a movie would be a popcorn thriller that becomes comic masterpiece as the President watches another horror show unfold for the Dems, and live-tweets about it, as the ever Slidin' Joe Biden continues to look more and more like Nosferatu every day, and slidin' in the polls like a lava avalanche, slow, steady, and a red hot mess, and if Edgar Allan Poe was writing the Dems' 2020 election story, it would be Their Purloined Election meets The Fall of the House of Biden."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:00... ish).