And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight departing the metaphorical for the literal, subtlety and nuance a paradise lost in our over the top world, the young no longer taught to think, speak, or read critically, only taught to be triggered, where reading between the lines is replaced by firing lines, virtual at first but precursor to a culture that turns children against parents, and aided by a new bastion of fascism known as tech censorship, and lest we forget the lessons of history, wars are never caused by those who would fight for freedom and rights, but only by those who would take them away."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).