And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Sunday night countdown night with a special reverence for the All-American tradition of sports, and on this football Sunday we celebrate instead the World Series of Baseball, on the lightning heels of one of the most magical games in the history of any sport, and as surreal as life has been in this election year of 2020, we should cherish the moments that unify us as one nation, under God, indivisible, and if God happens to favor one team over the other, so be it."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:00... ish).