And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Sunday night with reverence, and tonight with reverence for the irreverent Ricky Gervais, the rare celebrity willing to call out the absurdities of the left, and famously so, and this being a Sunday we quote his words on the existence of God, '... Saying atheism is a belief system is like saying not going skiing is a hobby,' and clearly he is as smart as he is funny, and his being a Brit, we can only wonder what he thinks of the Markles, Meghan and Harry, the left's newly minted celebrity couple who think their PSA chiming in on the election was simply charming, as we remind Harry to keep his royally disloyal nose out of American politics, and paraphrasing the President (and channeling Ricky Gervais), 'Good luck being married to that royal pain in the arse.'"
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).