And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight on the eve of October, and its election surprises, will there be one, one a day, more than one a day, the Dems seem set in strategy as their candidate moves quickly through his personal December, even if occasionally holding up, surprisingly, but he will not be born again in January, so they're pulling a fast one, not surprisingly, and using everybody's favorite Grandpa to do it, and right in plain sight, you almost expect him to start handing out money, so as we review The Debate, look past the theatrics: the President was genuine, if genuinely pissed off, but Joe was a flake short of snow, at best, and that's being kind, because even he realizes his candidacy is a fake, and realizes he's being used to fool, and although he will lose, it needs to be the comedy of a landslide, for if it's close, it's a tragedy."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).