And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight on righteous behalf of the President and First Lady, by first saying that any person who wishes death on them clearly avoids mirrors, as both are now battling the Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus, and let's begin to call it that, a deadly virus engineered in a lab in Wuhan, China, and released from a lab in Wuhan, China, and there's no humor or irony there, and let's also consider the convenient timing of recent world events: as the Chinese Communist Party is seeing a steep decline in their national and international ambitions, a Chinese virus devastates world populations and economies in a biologically strategic manner, unprovable due to a WHO aided cover up and the enormity of the lie, as most people always believe a lie that big, even as a credibly whistle blowing Chinese virologist who escaped the aftermath now claims it's a 'Frankenstein' virus, self-explanatory, and all of this in an American election year for an American President who's been the catalyst of Chinese demise, and now, that same virus sickens the President on the cusp of an election that is history defining for the American Experiment, so even more defining for the Chinese, who want to write that history and will stop at nothing to wield the pen, and know that if all that seems like rabbit holes, they all lead straight to China, and are one possible history, but know better that if history is truly written by winners, the Chinese just made their biggest strategic mistake, they made it personal."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).