And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin this Sunday night countdown night as we always do, with reverence, and tonight with special reverence for the hopeful power of humor to transcend and unite us, for on Tuesday the choice is not about race, or sex, or any such deceptive -ism, it is simply between capitalism and socialism, one that allows for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and the other that allows for toil, tyranny, and the pursuit of toilet paper."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:00... ish).