And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight with The Debate Part II post-debate, and the most non-argued-over detail to arise from Joe Biden's debate performance, the moment he glanced at his wristwatch (and it was more of a thousand yard stare, by that point), and one can only wonder: was it a Rolex, or a Rolex made in China?"
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).