And now, for something completely different...
(One line a day, every day, until President Trump is re-elected).
"Good evening, and welcome to NightLine... I'm not Ted Koppel: We begin tonight keepin' it short and sweet with a Saturday night fever for more cowbell, a reference of course to the iconic SNL skit featuring Christopher Walken, Blue Oyster Cult's '(Don't Fear) The Reaper,' and Will Ferrell playing the manure out of a cowbell, and if you know it, now imagine Joe Biden in the Christopher Walken role, asking to borrow the cowbell so he can shovel more manure."
(Please continue to tune in, every night at 11:30... ish).